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So, Iâ€™m probably the only (weird) DBM fan who saw the recent page and said to herself,Â â€œYeah, Iâ€™m going to draw porn of that bird girl coordinator and totally not Fennekin looking guy. Because why not?â€

So… I’m trying to be kinda funny instead of just completely cheesy here, but… Honestly, I never thought I was going to be able to make this joke. I can’t believe how successful this blog has become, let alone how supportive and

And the Generation of Miracles are collectively known as “Kuroko’s 5 Evil Ex-Boyfriends” Sissy said I should post this because I have zero respect for memorizing people’s names and clearly the only names I always get right are

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

I dressed up my kid neighbor as Kiba because he said he wanted to be Kiba for Halloween this year, so I said “Hey, I can try that one!” He said “Sure!” And he suffered the consequences…. MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I just had a dream that I was hanging out in the general vicinity of Nash Grier and he stole my large cowboy hat, which was a very important possession of mine in the dream. I asked him if he took it, but he said no. I knew it was him so obviously I was

there was a post that im not gonna reblog because it has Sakura bashing (I grew out of that shit a long time ago and become much gayer, Sakura can kick my ass anytime too) but there was a comment that said ‘Hinata “bout that action” Hyuuga showed

You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on

voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were

closetfizzle: Fizzle: W-well… umm… I… I definitely can lick it… g-glad I got that question out of the way… A-and it’s not gay either, because Anon said so! (Mod: You never really notice how odd it would be for Fizzle to give a blow-job with

kannibal: I accidentally deleted an ask that said, “Why you are a charmer, Master Frerin” because I’m stupid like that, so here’s the response. And also: “He’s starting to grow an accent. Father and mother won’t believe me.” “Frerin,

zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They

I don’t usually make text posts, but I just wanted to swing in and say I’ve been watching Pose and I’ve been really enjoying it, esp because it’s hitting me in that Found Family/Character Learning to Become a Matriarch” hole in my heart. So

siilitipu-valolla10cm: I love the fact that you can just basically say finland is shit or you hate finland on the internet and all the finns are just going to be really excited because you said finland

mylittleredgirl:ameriscare: businesshag: I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!! tag this post with your first

shegsybellsshegsybells: emmagraceful: so my baby nephew just pointed at the wireless router and said “what that emmie?” and I said “that’s the internet!” because I didn’t really know how to explain it and then he kissed it the child is

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

luna-whiskers: blindsprings: Ahhh!!!! So excited for the new sailor moon anime, it’s one of those things that’s been with me since I was 6 years old (thinking I was the coolest kid because I liked something that older kids liked too) and I’m

ginnymcqueen: stylinsonxhealy: satanstrousers: One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live

So it turns out that my boyfriend and I both have feelings for the same straight man, who’s committed to a long term monogamous relationship. Frankly its not a fun thing, but I try to laugh at the situation because we both still really want to be

pristinely-ungifted: I got engaged yesterday. (: So we went to Wyalusing because Tyler’s coworker who was up there said that the Dragonite he and Tyler saw (that got away) came back! So since I got off work early, Tyler was all, let’s go get it.

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

monicabing: vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell

morphsbymig: Olivia Austin HARDCORE OLIVIA AUSTIN IS A HOT WHITE SLUT WITH HOT SLUTTY TITS,JUICY WET PUSSY AND HOT STINK ASS LOOKING SO HOT AND SLUTTY AND THAT’S THE SLUTS WAY BECAUSE HARDCORE SAID SO, OH HELL YEAH.

The other day I was drinking my wine and I had about three glasses (my wine glass is huge so that’s a lot of wine) And as I was puring my third glass, I said to myself “Looks like I’m having a Shiraz à trois” because I’m

going to buy me a camera and MacBook and shit on that stuff y'all call photography. cute pics, but i’m better at it because I said so.

“Yes, you have to wear the pink one. Why? Because Mommy said so, that’s why. Is that clear enough for you?…good. I thought so. Now Marcus will be here in about 30 minutes. You’re going to greet him at the door, curtsey, and offer

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

monicabing: vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell

raichuvirus: Matt Confirmed, the reason Ruby said “Don’t look at me!” was her attempting to keep the birthday plan together and was so upset when yelling “Great! this is just perfect” because she was upset that the surprise was ruined because

penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“ok but PROVE that physically disabled people have value” I don’t need to prove it? they just do? they’re valuable because I value them? I said I value them and I’m saying that to your face? If you can’t cope with

Today is get house in order day, because it has been a very lazy weekend, and now it is time to get the house in order so that the week goes well, because the week will go well, because I said so and it has to and yada yada yada, my word is law!

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

raichuvirus: Matt Confirmed, the reason Ruby said “Don’t look at me!” was her attempting to keep the birthday plan together and was so upset when yelling “Great! this is just perfect” because she was upset that the surprise was ruined because

raichuvirus: Matt Confirmed, the reason Ruby said “Don’t look at me!” was her attempting to keep the birthday plan together and was so upset when yelling “Great! this is just perfect” because she was upset that the surprise was ruined because

the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck: explosives-b: sozziesocks: She’s fourteen, and she already feels like shit for being born white and cis.Fuck tumblr. this makes me sad more than anything. The fact that people

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

kieereeennnn: but van gogh made art with such love and he saw so much beauty in the world and he drew a picture of the view from his window to his brother because he said “it is so beautiful i must show you how it looks” and i just fucking love that

:That bitch pennywise can fuck off. Eddie is alive because I said so, Stanley is alive because I said so. What’s that bitch ass clown gonna do?? Huh?? I make the rules now!Richie and Eddie are happily married. Stan the man is happy!! Fuck off dumb

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

kieereeennnn: but van gogh made art with such love and he saw so much beauty in the world and he drew a picture of the view from his window to his brother because he said “it is so beautiful i must show you how it looks” and i just fucking love that

edgarallanfuck: in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you mrs. sarmento The

sopheos: IM SO PISSED BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED WHEN MILEY CYRUS WROTE HER BOOK SHE SAID THAT SHE WAS BULLIED AND LOCKED UP IN THE BATHROOM AT HER SCHOOL AND SHE HAD TO CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW IN MIDDLE SCHOOL BUT THAT WAS MY MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THERE ARE

nataliebina: antstepsbooks: parchmentjunkie: I used to hate my handwriting cause it was sloppy and tiny and a mess. Then my mom said something to me that changed the whole way I thought about it. She said: “I think the reason its so messy is because

bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also

tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t

bout to sound hella conceited, but boys are so lucky girls exist because honestly girls are just like so pretty and look so freaking good all the time without even trying ifff a boy looks good like he needs to try really hard like they’re just

kieereeennnn: but van gogh made art with such love and he saw so much beauty in the world and he drew a picture of the view from his window to his brother because he said “it is so beautiful i must show you how it looks” and i just fucking love that

kieereeennnn: but van gogh made art with such love and he saw so much beauty in the world and he drew a picture of the view from his window to his brother because he said “it is so beautiful i must show you how it looks” and i just fucking love that

vvhaleshark: megsokay: Finally. in third grade my dog died and my teacher told me that all dogs go to hell because the bible said so and i started crying so she gave me a detention and now the pope says shes wrong so whos going to hell now fuck you

comic-sans-because-fuck-you said: WHAT IF, it’s down so that Hussie can upload the update without everyone showing up and crashing it, so they’re expanding the server or something! because on whatpumpkin they know and they said they’re trying

drawbauchery: drawbauchery: Here are the fusions!! Some are finished, some are ideas. Under the cut, because this subject matter is…just wrong. If anyone ever wants to add onto it, I’ll stick em in here no problem. Heed the warnings. This is forced

grimdigone:And finally, the post that did the best I’ve had… On Instagram anyways. Modern!AU Zuko (+ Big!Scar Zuko, because I said so)

ddblades101 said: Look up “Sweetiex2" it helped after I watched the shota and boob lady together like that (curse my curiosity) omG ahaaaaaa yes i have seen this! it is so nice~ gosh♥ u/w/u

platinumbender: In today’s “things that were made canon because Bryke said so in the commentary": > Toph made Aang’s statue on Air Temple Island > Mako isn’t a bad character> Asami and Mako had a breakup > Amon couldn’t remove

bevsi: raichuvirus: Matt Confirmed, the reason Ruby said “Don’t look at me!” was her attempting to keep the birthday plan together and was so upset when yelling “Great! this is just perfect” because she was upset that the surprise was ruined

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